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              \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length (from center back), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            15.10 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: 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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This classic cotton tee wears like a confident statement. Clean white fabric carries a bold, retro-styled graphic reading “I HAVE TOTAL IMMUNITY” framed in a red-and-blue marquee border. The shirt sits with a relaxed, timeless cut — crew neckline, short sleeves and a no-fuss silhouette that layers easily under jackets or stands alone at outdoor gatherings. Lightweight but durable, the knit feels soft against skin and holds its shape wash after wash. Wear it to spark conversation, make a wry political nod, or lean into dry humor at rallies, meetups, or weekend hangouts. The message reads loud but casual — a little irreverent, self-assured, and ready for whatever day brings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g\/m² fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp DTF sleeve\/neck details plus DTG for main graphic\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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