I Don’t Do Metric T‑Shirt — Retro Neon Funny Imperial Measurement Tee
Maroon / S
$29.99
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This soft, midweight tee carries a bold, retro-futuristic slogan across the chest: I DON’T DO METRIC. The neon-style lettering pops in pinks, blues, and teal against a deep black background, giving the shirt an arcade-night energy. Wear it to spark smiles and start conversations — whether you’re at a backyard barbecue, a road-trip pit stop, or trading friendly jabs with fellow measurement purists. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit let the graphic take center stage while keeping you comfortable all day. It’s a playful way to show personality without shouting; the colorful, slightly vintage vibe reads as confident and tongue-in-cheek at once.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and reduce stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTG chest print plus DTF for sleeve/label details
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I Don’t Do Metric T‑Shirt — Retro Neon Funny Imperial Measurement Tee
$29.99
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and reduce stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTG chest print plus DTF for sleeve/label details
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean