Mortgage Underwater Crewneck Sweatshirt | Species Ink

The bank says your mortgage is underwater. Might as well lean into it. A cartoon diver surrounded by bubbles and seaweed delivers the punchline on a cozy, medium-heavy crewneck that’s built for slow weekends and sharp wit.

• Material: 50/50 cotton–poly blend, 8.0 oz/yd² — soft, warm, holds its shape
• Construction: Tubular knit (no side seams); ribbed collar; double-needle stitched at shoulders, cuffs, and waistband
• Sustainability: OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton
• Sizing: Classic unisex crewneck fit; runs true to size
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Species Ink — humor for the financially submerged.